Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Revit on Mobile Devices

These days everything revolves around the “cloud” and mobile devices, so it comes as no surprise that Autodesk announced the availability of Revit 2015 in the App Store and Google Play.

They really worked hard this year to keep the new version devoid of too many new features and fixes. Some users felt quite disheartened when they saw how little their hard-earned subscription money had yielded, but soon realized that this was a well-planned maneuver by Autodesk to increase Revit’s circulation amongst smartphone aficionados. The Marketing geniuses at Autodesk pointed out that subscription has not increased that much if you think about it, since you can re-use all your Revit 2014 learning resources for the forseeable future. Publishers are quite upset as this will likely hurt their sales, but popular authors of Revit guide books are quite happy since they can now enjoy a lavish vacation with their families instead of updating their work. In fact a few have even suggested that publishers simply start printing books in binder format so they could just slip in a couple of pages each year moving forward, and just change the binder cover with a new pretty picture that clearly cannot be done in Revit.

Rumors on the Internets hint towards efforts by hackers to even make Revit 2015 run on the “Jitterbug” or your old Nokia flip phone. I’m quite excited about this potential development, which could increase the use of Revit exponentially and also aid in breaking any existing generational barriers. I’m still quite skeptical about how they’ll manage to get the download package to fit, but I think if they removed broken and incomplete features, the application would probably fit with some extra space to spare.

090827-jitterbug-01

In the meantime Graphisoft continues in the struggle to capture market share. They think that the cloud has promise as well, and are now playing catch-up to Autodesk once again.

Close sources of mine (sorry, I‘m not about to go Snowden on them) think that this is a huge, visionary move by Autodesk. I frankly disagree, as evidenced by my overall lack of amusement, which is further emphasized by my deliberate omission of any exclamation marks in this beautiful piece of writing.


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Sunday, April 1, 2012

KiwiCodes acquired by Autodesk

KiwiCodes, brilliant creator of Family Browser and the new Project Browser, has been acquired by Autodesk for an undisclosed sum, rumored to be in the 7 figures range. KiwiCodes founder Phillip Miller was last spotted completely intoxicated and singing “Money, Money, Money”.

In a press conference, Autodesk said they decided to buy this little innovative company out of sheer embarrassment that such a small company could produce something they themselves couldn’t deliver for years after being asked by their passionate users through wish lists, feedback sites and bomb threats.

It is not clear at this time whether Autodesk will include this for their subscription customers or just kill the living daylight out of this product. They also have the option of closing down the API functionality that makes Project Browser possible and then take 10 more years to come up with something bigger, heavier, less elegant and that doesn’t work. I guess we shall find out.

In the meantime, Phillip promised that all bloggers that mentioned KiwiCode’s products will get something in return, which could be as much as being be-friended on Facebook.


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Monday, March 28, 2011

Miss Representation

Exhibit A: Section at roof. What’s wrong with this view?

Section

I know, you’re probably answering…”The deck is not resting on the joist, call your Engineer!”. Well, I did. Sent several emails actually and had the engineering team scratch their heads and think I’m nuts. There’s actually nothing wrong with the model and we’re coordinated! I should have noticed this, but my brain played a nasty trick on me.

Exhibit B: The truth.

Section - Explained

This particular 2D view is not telling the whole story and should also include the additional green linework above. So next time you’re presented with a similar puzzler, don’t be too quick to jump to conclusions! Hmmm, and I thought Revit never lied…


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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tech-Support moment

I just had to blog this….too funny. Yes, it just happened, really! The identity of the “innocent” has been replaced to protect their privacy ;) Mine is exposed….no shame!

Simpson [5:36 PM]:
is there a way to override the cloud definition for a sheet vs. a view?

Baldacchino, David [5:37 PM]:
you can override in both

Baldacchino, David [5:37 PM]:
Sheet views have V/G too

Baldacchino, David [5:37 PM]:
which is stupid, but I digress

Baldacchino, David [5:37 PM]:
You see why Overrides are evil?

Simpson [5:38 PM]:
found it....the VG has the pale color blue but the weights say "no override" already

Baldacchino, David [5:38 PM]:
You should just override GLOBALLY because otherwise you end up chasing overrides all over the place

Simpson [5:38 PM]:
agreed!

Simpson [5:38 PM]:
now I got red....but still no weight

Baldacchino, David [5:38 PM]:
And, now we also have object-level overrides! Please give me a gun!!

Baldacchino, David [5:39 PM]:
Do you have Think Lines turned on?

Baldacchino, David [5:39 PM]:
Thin

Simpson [5:39 PM]:
doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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